30 Wacky Motherhood Memes That Nail the Chaotic Joys of Raising Tiny Humans (May 5, 2024)

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Briana Viser • Writer and Editor
May 5, 2024 12:00 PM EDT

Like a candle burning bright in its mesmerizing flame, lambently dancing to make shadows and halations on the walls in their infinite exaltation, they will at some sizzle out and burn up. As the wax melts and fades into the black of the surroundings, the flame takes its final breath before a lithe cloud of smoke floats to the ceiling. The exhaustion of the candle's flame is akin to your exhaustion as a working mother; you don't have two jobs, you have roughly 1000. 

You barely have time for yourself, your workload at the office, and not to mention the load of laundry waiting to be washed and dried. We know it seems like you're on the verge of a breakdown, but you've been acting Wonder Woman successfully for years now, you're unstoppable. Just a few more years and your kids will be able to wash themselves without your help. Sometimes it's okay to laugh about it. 

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    Me prepping for the next birthday car parade/honk fest on my street during the baby's naptime @stamfordmommy atte NEWS
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    Not the Nanny @not_thenanny I just wanted five minutes to drink my coffee so I sent my kid in the @NOT_THENANNY other room to look for a toy that's in my pocket. Follow me for more parenting hacks.
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    Simon Holland ❤ @simoncholland I used to like making breakfast for the family on Saturday morning before we had 60 Saturdays in a row.
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    "This pot of soup's too hot to put in the fridge now. I'll let it sit out a while." me on my way to bed, never thinking about that soup again:
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    Rachel Sobel @whinecheezits My current hobbies include rage sighing, not wearing real clothes and eating every single day like I'm going to the electric chair.
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    The Mommy Confessions My 4 year old just came up with a game called "sleep tag". Whoever sleeps the longest wins. I can honestly say, I've never been so excited to play a game with my kids.
    via @stamfordmommy
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    How I expect my family to live after I've cleaned the house @MOMOFIANDDONE
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    Julie Burton @ksujulie My daughter woke up 11:30 am and the first words out of her mouth were, "what day is it?" To be honest, I have no clue.
    via @stamfordmommy
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    Mom and Buried @momandburied1 Costco before kids: Why the heck would you want so much of one item!? Costco after kids: I'll take two pallets of Mini-Muffins
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    Making your kid's loud, obnoxious toys "disappear” overnight is a form of self-care. @torturedbytoddlers
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    SB markybroeders.com Snarky Breeders @snarkybreeders Move your toddler out of the crib and into a toddler bed, so they're free to roam the house in the middle of the night and scare the ever loving of everyone. out @snarkybreeders
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    WHEN YOU'RE OVER 30 AND YOU PLAYED TAG WITH YOUR CHILDREN FOR 10 MIN SOLID. sslytherin
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    Life at Tiffany's @lifeattiffanys There's a constant threat of deadly disease, we can't go into town, everyone's baking their own bread. Basically we're pioneers now.
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    Just another day getting ready to teach my kid math. @stamfordmommy Put On On a HAPPY
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    Optimistic Me: I'm going to make glitter- slime with my kids. We will make beautiful memories, and my kids will benefit from creativity and sensory play. Also Me, 30 Seconds Into Making Slime: @goldfishandchickennuggets
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    Dad and Buried @DadandBuried Can't wait to keep using the coronavirus excuse long after it's over. Kids: Dad, can we go to the playground? Me: Sorry, guys. Quarantine. Kids: But that was three years ago! Me: (cracking beer) Can't risk it.
    via @DadandBuried
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    Me: *Moves over a quarter millimeter of an inch.* @themomatlaw My kid: Can I come, too?
    via @themomatlaw
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    MomTransparenting @momtransparent1 Sometimes a mother's love looks a lot like a messy house, a sink full of dishes, laundry baskets piled up or cereal for dinner because mom's sanity matters too.
    via @momtransparent1
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    Some people might feel bad for the one cow, but I would kill for that kind of alone time. TERRA @cynicalparent Cynical Parent
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    "This is so boring!" said the person who made me watch him hop on one foot for 25 minutes this morning. JUSTLIKEA TV MOM
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    Mommy Meme Jeans @mommymemejeans "The kids have been watching The Boss Baby tv series and I've caught myself laughing a few times." -The last entry in my quarantine journal before I run barefoot into the woods, never to be seen again.
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    Me in the morning thinking it's going to be a super day! @sparklesandskidmarks Me in the evening wondering if I have the energy to lift my wine glass.
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    @alrightmom My toddler My 6 yo Me in a zoom meeting
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    No Idea: Daddy Blog @byclintedwards My kids asked if we could go to Chuck E. Cheese, and I told them it was now illegal, and let me just say, it was probably the highlight of my life.
    via @byclintedwards
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    @TheMotherOctopus YESTERDAY'S TODAY'S TOMORROW'S OUTFIT OUTFIT OUTFIT
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    Mom On The Rocks @mom_ontherocks I have no theories as to what the apocalypse will be like. But I do know my kids will still be asking for snacks. 480 8:11 AM - Aug 19, 2019
    via @mom_ontherocks
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    Not the Nanny @notthenanny Neighbor: Hi buddy, how you doing this morning? @NOT_THENANNY My 3 year old: Good. My mom puts heavy things on me at night so I can't move or get out of bed. A weighted blanket. We gave him a weighted blanket.
    via @notthenanny
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    alle Actual photo of how my family sleeps in my worst nightmare **** Calm Nite com rights oming c Fluids Bacteria @stamfordmommy 10 Year Warranty 10 TO Year Warranty Premium Mattress Protector
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    Sah Stay at Homies @stayathomies I can't wait for when my daughter's a teenager and loves to sleep so I can come into her room at the crack of dawn, lay next to her and tell her all about how much I love cheese like she did to me this morning.
    via @stayathomies
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    Mommy Uncensored @amomuncensored Husband: Do you have to jump to the worst case scenario for every situation? Me: I'm sorry, have we met?
    via @amomuncensored

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